Second Life
In an oppressive move beloved of vile dictators everywhere, the poorest of the poor discovered that they’ll have to stand outside in the rain while rich apparachiks sweep into Second Life unhindered. A weeping resident told this blogger, “I didn’t have much to begin with, and now this! I wish they’d take something away from those rich bastards”. Linden Lab responded swiftly, saying, “Okey-dokey“.
Second Citizen
European Second Citizens were stunned to discover that Americans have inconvenient calendars, watches and hotels.
This blogger tried to interview some Americans to discuss this blatant, self-serving favouritism but they were all asleep.
Phreak …
… is looking for more DJs.
February 21, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Dearest Pea,
I am available to discuss our inconvenient calendars, watches and hotels. You can hunt me down on yahoo @alexalioncourt.
I look forward to clearing up any misunderstandings we may have